The Palace of the Piggle
an epic fairy tale of friendship, honor, and guinea pigs
by Kimberleigh Heilman
"This little piggy
went to market," Mama recited, "and this little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had romaine, and this little piggy had none. And this little
piggy cried, 'wheeep, wheeep wheeeep,' all the way home."
"Aw, Mama," chirped little Arthur, the eldest, "who wants to
listen to something written by some old goose? Everyone knows that all the
piggies would have gone to the market-- that's where they keep the veggies!"
"Mind your manners!" scolded Mama. "Tildy and Elliot aren't
complaining like that. And it isn't nice to insult your elders, goose or no."
Tildy, who was the runt of the litter and always a bit timid, preferred to
avoid conflict. "The goose rhymes were nice mummy, but why don't you
tell us a story?" Elliot rolled his eyes. Girls were such goody-goodies!
But he liked the idea of a story so he kept his mouth shut.
"All right. One story. But then you must go straight to bed. And if I
hear one little yawn out of you during the story, you'll have to wait until
morning to hear the rest!" Dutifully the children gathered 'round Mama
and snuggled down into the hay. Mama took a sip from the water bottle-- only
tugging on it a little-- and began.
"Long ago, before anyone ever heard of toys or food in pellets, or even
water from a bottle-- The children gasped in wonder... how would one
find water without a bottle? Surely that's where water came from!
Its true, said Mama. Back then, guinea pigs lived
without humans to take care of."
Tildy whimpered a bit and cuddled deeper into the hay, imagining all the poor
humans having no piggies to keep them warm or remind them when it was time
to eat. Mama gave her a lick and continued.
"The guinea pigs lived in the long grasses, and ate whatever they could
find growing beneath the canopy of the tall stems. Sometimes, there were tasty
things like dandelion and wild carrot.
The children felt hungry thinking of such tasty morsels. Elliot picked up
a piece of hay and started nibbling.
--But sometimes there was drought, and the only things to eat were dried
- out sticks and wilty, sick plants.
What is drought? Elliot wanted to know.
Thats when there is very little water for a while, and the plants
and animals dont have as much as they should to drink. said Mama.
I dont know if I like this story, Tildy said in a tiny voice.
Dont be a sissy, Arthur chided. Tildy stuck out her tongue
and Arthur nipped her ear- how she squealed! Mama cuffed Arthur lightly and
purred until all the children were quiet again.
You must be still, children, Mama admonished, or I cant
finish the story. I promise it has a happy ending, but you must be quiet and
listen. At last the children stopped their fidgeting, and the story
continued unabated.
~ ~ ~
The guinea pigs lived healthy enough lives despite these problems. There was
only one thing wrong within their kingdom, and that was the wicked Prince Rumblestrut.
Prince Rumblestrut lived in an abandoned burrow that was so old, no one could
remember what originally dug it. He had sharp, overgrown claws and dingy fur,
for he was too lazy to keep himself well groomed, and cruel, beady eyes. He
was a tough and seasoned fighter, and if anyone tried to argue with him hed
nip them harshly. Worse punishments were thought up for pigs that defied his
strict laws.
He was the worst ruler the guinea pigs could ever remember having. Not only
did he make them do anything he said, but he didnt take care of their
needs like a leader should. They were rarely able to play or have fun, because
most of them had to gather food for the prince or sweep the old dry grass from
his burrow and collect new. At the end of the day the guinea pigs would socialize
and play, but they had to take care that Rumblestrut didnt see, because
he disliked merriment. Sometimes he would make up tasks that had no real purpose,
just so he could order his subjects around. He didnt see too it that everyone
was fed, or even warn against predators. He just scuffled about in his burrow
and bossed the other pigs until they were weary and miserable. Then he laughed.
He was not a nice pig at all.
Prince Rumblestrut had a slightly younger half-sister named Wildflower, and
to her he was meaner than any three pigs in the kingdom put together. No one
knows why, though some of the older pigs suspected it was because their mother
had liked her better. Maybe it was because everyone loved the princess for her
sweet and caring nature. But for whatever reason, Prince Rumblestrut was constantly
taunting and bullying her. He often made her cry and very rarely called her
by her name, because he was usually using mean substitutions like Ugly or Shrimp.
Night and day the prince would tease poor Wildflower about her looks. Her teeth
were a bit prominent and she had Abbysinian fur (which was not in fashion in
those days, the way it is now), but the pigs of the kingdom still adored her.
Guinea pig society has always prized great hearts over great beauty. It was
because of this that Wildflower was able to look beyond her brothers cruelty.
So even though his wicked ways made her sad, she was such a generous and optimistic
soul that she could never be truly unhappy.
She was as sweet as a dandelion and cheerful and smart, as well. Many of the
guinea pigs would come to her for advice. The royal lawn in front of Prince
Rumblestruts burrow (where Wildflower was forced to spend much of her
time) was usually full of pigs who had come to talk about their problems, to
be with her in case the prince was in the mood to be particularly nasty to her,
or just to enjoy her company. Young piggies that got separated from their mothers
all knew to go to Wildflower, where they could be sure of protection, and more
importantly some comforting, until their parents inevitably came to get them.
There was little comfort she could give them against Prince Rumblestrut, however.
He had them all under his power. All the piggies in the kingdom were afraid
of him, and very rarely would they stand up to him in the least. To do so meant
immediate and terrible punishment. Times were truly bad for the kingdom.
A very old pig named Junebug would sometimes tell the younger pigs the sad tale
of how he got so scarred, and lost his ear. Years before he had challenged the
princes ability to rule. Although he was much older and larger than Rumblestrut,
the princes ferocity in battle and willingness to use foul play had won
him the fight. Junebug had been lucky to escape with his life, and for weeks
afterward he was paraded before the other pigs as an example. Anyone caught
being kind to him during this humiliation was put in a special dungeon, built
just for that purpose, for two whole days. The prince began to really like the
dungeon and sent pigs down there frequently.
The dungeon was not a very nice place to be, for it was a deep chamber close
to the princes quarters where only the barest hint of light shone through.
With the prince himself so near the entrance, there was neither hope of escape
nor kind treatment. It was difficult even for Wildflower to sneak a morsel or
two for the prisoners to eat.
Eventually she took a great risk and, with a few loyal friends, dug a tunnel
to the dungeon. It took a great many days because it had to be done in secret,
and needed to be long enough to keep any sunlight from giving them away. The
tunnels great length was necessary for another reason: if Rumblestrut
were to stumble upon the entrance hole, all would be lost. The only time they
could dig was late at night, after they had finished their chores. But they
persevered, and at long last it was finished, and from then on the princess
would take food and messages from family and friends to the weary, frightened
prisoners.
Wildflower and her friends discussed the idea of sneaking pigs out of the dungeon
through the tunnel, but in the end the idea was rejected. If prisoners began
to escape the prince would be sure to find out about the tunnel and there was
no telling what awful things hed do once he found out who dug ithe
was certain to suspect Wildflower right away. Besides, denied his precious dungeon,
Rumblestrut might well think up worse punishments. So the prisoners bore the
wretched place as best they could until at last they were set free, often simply
to make room for a new victim of the princes anger.
So you see how hard it was for the guinea pigs to live under his rule. Though
all knew a change was desperately necessary, none could see a way around their
predicament. To kill another pig was too terrible for any of them to contemplate,
no matter how bad Rumblestrut was. They didnt know what to do. So things
simply carried on as they were, and the pigs existed as best they could.
~ ~ ~
One evening,
Wildflower was snatching a few moments to sun herself in the fading light. Her
brother hadnt been grouchy that morning, for him anyway, still she kept
near the entrance to the princes quarters, for she hadnt seen him
since then and he had had an entire day to work up a bad mood. She had plucked
a nice salad from the surrounding plants and was preparing to eat it, when yet
another wayward young one came panting up. It was little Willard, an energetic
piggie from a large litter who had gotten himself lost no less than five times
and had to seek out the princess.
Got losted again, he gasped, mum was saying something to Lily
and Avis and Tyler and I wanted Id chase a bug, and then them were all...
all... goned! He looked up at her with wide eyes. Maybe they was
pignapped!
Wildflower smiled and nuzzled him with her nose. I think a better explanation
would be that you just wandered too far to hear her calling... again!
She winked. Your mums got four little ones to look after, I think
you should try harder to stay close to her.
Oh, I tries, he assured her with youthful earnestness, I tries
most hardest of ever, specially since last time. I got yells at.
Wildflower giggled and pushed some of her grass toward the youngster. He wheeped
gratefully and started nibbling. Growing baby piggies are always hungry! Just
as he was finishing his snack, his elder brother Jared came running up. Jared
was about the same age as Wildflower and Prince Rumblestrut. He still lived
with his mum and dad, however, to help them out with the little ones. Also to
take the brunt of the work from his aging father, who could no longer carry
out many of their leaders tasks. The dashing brown pig was as plucky as
his tiny brother.
Wildflower! he called as he approached. So hes found
his way to you. Honestly, I dont know what wed do without you.
Jared had become close friends with the princess, especially since he had to
fetch his brother so often!
Bout time you gotted here, Willard said. I is sleepy.
Jared gave the younger pig a nudge. What do we say?
Sighing, Willard recited dutifully, thanks you, princess.
Thats better, Jared admonished his feisty little sibling.
Now lets go home.
But just as they were about to leave, Rumblestrut bellowed from his chamber.
Wildflower! Get in here! He did not sound happy.
Uh-oh, Jared said. Wildflower, I better go in with you. Willard,
you stay right here under this bush, and dont you dare move a muscle until
I get back. Understand? Willard nodded. He was terrified of the prince.
The two companions entered the dark chamber. Jared stayed in the dingy entrance
hall, so he wouldnt arouse the princes anger further. But Wildflower
felt better facing her nasty older brother just knowing she had a friend nearby
for support.
What took you so long? Rumblestrut growled. I was waiting
in here for ages. When I call you I expect you front and center, on the double!
Yes, my lord, Wildflower answered meekly.
You undermined my authority today. Dont think I dont know
exactly what goes on in my kingdom! Angrily he circled her, ending his
tirade inches from her face.
Rumblestrut, wait, I have no idea what youre talking about.
She trembled a little. His pacing was not a good sign.
Oh you dont, dont you? I sent a peasant up here to be punished
today. You handled the punishment. Dont try to back out of it, I know
you did it! You know that all punishments are handled by me, personally!
No wonder he was so mad. He didnt like to miss an opportunity to bully
his subjects for breaking his rules.
My prince, it was a very young pig. He only ate the wild carrot out of
the south field because he didnt know it was your majestys personal
field. I didnt want to trouble you with such a small matter. I didnt
think--
--Didnt think! he roared. Thats exactly what you
were doing, not thinking! When I give an order, I expect it to be carried out!
Youll pay for this. I am going to teach you once and for all to do as
I say!
With that the prince leaped at his sister. She squealed in abject terror as
he pounced on her. He bit her in the ear, hard. A drop of blood showed. Letting
go of that hold, Rumblestrut closed in on the princess, his claws at the ready.
She sank trembling to the dirt floor of the chamber, certain her hour had come.
But she had forgotten Jared! Not the sort of pig to stand by and watch such
atrocities, he burst into the room and gave the prince a hard cuff down his
face. Rumblestrut backed off in sheer amazement.
The gallant little pig was furious. You wretched bully! he cried.
How dare you strike a lady, and your sister besides! Youre nothing
but a coward! Watch how you treat her, or its me whos going
to teach you a lesson. Looking at him, crouching with teeth bared
and eyes blazing, the prince could not doubt his utter seriousness.
His temper hit an all-time high. Never had he faced so much opposition. It infuriated
him. You insignificant twerp! Ill execute you right here!
No, Rumblestrut, no! Jared, run. Go! Still crouching and trembling,
the little princess had pushed her body between the boars.
Jared pushed back. I wont. Now the two were shoulder to shoulder,
Jared stone-faced and battle-ready, Wildflower wide-eyed and cowering.
Those two insufferable ingrates were facing him together, standing up to him!
The nerve! The very cheek! Rumblestrut went quite insane.
Ill kill the both of you! Ill rip you limb from limb! You,
you... rotten little morons!
No talky that way! Your mumll spank you! a tiny voice chirped.
Willard had heard the screams coming from the burrow. He was scared, but stronger
than his terror was his belief that the hated and feared Rumblestrut was murdering
both his brother and his friend. That no-good bad pig was hurting a girl, which
his mum had always told him was wrong, especially all the times when Lily stuck
her tongue out at him and he really wanted to nip her on the nose. And besides,
he wanted to marry Wildflower one day, maybe.
This strengthened his conviction, and he mustered up his courage and plunged
headfirst into the dark hole. It would have taken a deaf pig to not be able
to find the way after that. The miniscule scrap of a guinea pig then lost his
fear in the sort of righteous disgust that only the young and innocent can feel.
Here was a grown boar, who should have way known better, cursing the baddest
words that there were to curse!
You better dont say those things to my brother, the little
one declared, Or mell hurt you really bad, a lot. This should
have been enough to strike terror into the bravest of hearts, as far as he was
concerned. And indeed, everypig had stopped all that bad yelling and was staring
at him in amaze. He puffed up his tiny chest and took his place beside his brother,
rumbling his loudest challenge to the mean prince: chiiirrrp!
Its wholesale mutiny! the prince shrilled. Ill
not have it, I tell you! I want your entire family out of my kingdom by morning!
Youre all banished! Get out, get out!
Jared pushed Willard in front of him, out the door. Wildflower tried to follow.
Rumblestrut halted her. Not you. Youre going in the dungeon, and
youll stay there until you can obey me!
Jared was torn. He glanced behind him, watching helplessly as his friend was
driven to the awful dungeon by that menace of a prince. But then he looked at
his baby brother, who was away from their mother far past his bedtime, and he
knew that his first duty must be to Willard. The poor, brave little mite was
looking up at Jared, his face wavering between confusion and fear, counting
on his big brother to tell him what they should do.
Come on, Jared told him, pushing him forward again. Weve
got to go get mum and dad. The familys got to be ready to leave as soon
as we can.
Willard obeyed, but asked uncertainly, what about Wildflower?
Dont worry, well come back as soon as we can to save her,
Jared assured him. I promise, he whispered over his shoulder as
they hurried away.
~ ~ ~
Rumblestrut
drove his sister ahead of him to the lip of the dungeons entrance tunnel.
Shoving her in with a hard head-butt was very satisfying to the twisted monarch.
Chuckling evilly, he listened to her muffled shriek as she plunged headlong
into the impenetrable darkness. Hed always wanted to put Wildflower in
the dungeon. Satisfied that she couldnt get out, and likely was too scared
to try, he stalked away to his own quarters to think.
The present situation had to be dealt with. In his mind, the best way to keep
his kingdom in line was to squash all rebellion quickly and completely. It was
a mentality that had served him well for years. So now he had to decide on the
fastest and best way to keep this nights events from spreading too far,
and leading to a possible uprising.
He was very angry at that pig, what had she called him? Jared, that was it.
The bravery he had shown was impressive, and therefore worrisome. It had been
a long time since anyone had stood up to him, and he had thought his subjects
were fairly well worked into submission. Tonight proved to him that there were
still strong ones left, and if that was the case it was time to start picking
them off. If Jared tried to raise his neighbors to fight instead of fleeing...
His first instinct was to simply kill him outright, but ever the warlord, he
had a better scheme in mind. He was glad of his quick thinking during the confrontation.
Banishing their whole family, with that cheeky little one tacked on, would be
wiser than getting weakened by a fight. A large group of guinea pigs moving
out of the protection of the tall grasses would attract predators, especially
if there were more small children. He wouldnt have to worry about them
coming back to challenge him again. And with his family to worry about, the
rebellious Jared would be less likely to start anything, especially after seeing
him take Wildflower to the dungeon.
Rumblestrut knew he was in a precarious position, politically speaking. For
all his shortcomings as a ruler, he was a shrewd and wily tactical-minded warrior.
To him, politics and rulership were the same as war. He was no dummy, and well
aware of his subjects love for that puny, buck-toothed, screwball-furred
runt of a sister of his. That had been what had kept him from really hurting
her all these years, though hed longed to. He knew that now with Jareds
family banished and Wildflower in the dungeon, the talk would be thick and fast.
For some it would be enough of an example not to act, but others may actually
be inspired to challenge him, knowing the one friend at court they
had was imprisoned.
This was the biggest reason he hadnt done any killing. He knew nothing
stirred up discontent as well as an execution. No, better to stick to the banishment,
and leave them at that. They werent the ones to worry about just now,
at any rate. Wildflower was in the dungeon. The kingdom would need to be told
something, or they might get bold enough to plead for her release. Not only
was Rumblestrut reluctant to let Wildflower out, he also didnt want his
subjects getting any ideas about challenging his absolute authority.
He most certainly couldnt tell his subjects that Wildflower was dead,
or theyd think he killed her. If there was anyone foolish enough to try
something against him, that would be the one thing that would make such a pig
or pigs act. To say she had fled the kingdom would be equally stupid, it was
completely against her character and everyone knew it.
He considered telling them that Jared and his family had kidnapped her or convinced
her to leave with them, or that she had joined them on her own initiative. This
might well be believed, but he discarded the idea anyway. If Jared or any of
his family met up with other pigs on their way to exile, they would almost certainly
tell them what had happened in the burrow and it would be all over the kingdom
quicker than you can eat a clover bud. No, it must be something airtight, with
no chance of flying back into his face, and fear-inspiring enough to ensure
little or no resistance. He thought long into the night.
~ ~ ~
Wildflower
had tried to collect her thoughts, tried not to be too outwardly frightened,
but as she fell into the prison pit she couldnt help letting out a shriek
of horror. It was a dark, seemingly bottomless hole, damp and cool and dingy.
The moss and fungi smell wasnt reassuring, either. After what seemed an
eternity she landed on a pile of dry straw.
Whos that? Isnt it a bit late for the prince to be tossing
in new prisoners?
Aw, Parsnip, how can you tell time down here anyway? Its probably
afternoon. After a moment Wildflowers eyes adjusted, and she could
see two indistinct shadows- fellow prisoners in the pit. Their shapes werent
that clear but the voices were plainly recognizable.
Parsnip? Marigold? Its me, Wildflower. Cautiously she made
her way forward, still a little unsure of her bearings. At last she touched
noses with Marigold, who nuzzled her reassuringly.
Princess? Dear me, its a sad day to see you dumped in here. Whatever
happened?
Marigold was a kind but fiery little maiden who had often kept Wildflower company
on the royal lawn. That was before her fiancé Parsnip got on the princes
bad side. When he was sentenced to imprisonment, Marigold was so furious and
upset that she jumped into the pit with him.
The prince was amused with such a foolish and over-emotional action, at first,
as he thought a few days in the pit would make her regret her impulsiveness.
However, when it became apparent that the couple had a strong attachment, and
an even stronger stubborn streak, he angrily refused to release them. It had
been three weeks, and neither could remember what had set Rumblestrut off anymore.
The wicked prince still wouldnt hear of them coming out, however. Wildflower
had been gently working on him, but he highly disliked their loyalty to one
another. Romance was naturally repulsive to someone like Rumblestrut.
Ill tell you what happened, Parsnip growled, that horrid
Prince Rumblestrut tripped over those overgrown nails of his and fell on his
ugly face, and nobody was handy so he blamed Wildflower. Marigold tried
not to laugh, but it was no use. She sputtered helplessly, and soon all three
were laughing.
Gee princess, we were worried, Parsnip said after the merriment
died down. After last night when you dropped those carrots down the chute,
things were so quiet, then just now we heard a lot of commotion. It made us
wonder what was up.
Oh Parsnip, its terrible! Jared and his family have been banished,
and Im afraid its all my fault! Briefly she told them the
whirlwind events of the last few minutes, ending with, And now that poor
family has to leave the shelter of the grass, with all those little ones, and
their father just getting over that fever! He was doing so much better, but
under the harsh conditions hell surely sicken again. She started
to sob.
Oh, Wildflower, now hon, its not as bad as all that, Marigold
tried to soothe her friend. And dont go saying it was your fault,
its your brothers fault. You didnt do anything wrong.
Maris right, you cant blame yourself, Parsnip joined
in. Jareds a good fellow, and as brave as can be. He wont
let anything happen to those little younguns. And his mum, why shes
the best at doctoring in the whole kingdom! Shes not about to let her
man get all wheezy now, shed sooner eat a toadstool. Youll see,
theyll be all right. And maybe when we get out of here we can help them,
wherever they end up.
Brave words, Parsnip, Wildflower sniffled, but my brother
hates me... we may never get out of here! She buried her face in Marigolds
fur and cried quietly. Mari purred, and Parsnip nuzzled the distraught princess
behind her ear. At length she calmed down, and the shuddering of her shoulders
melted into the steady, deep breathing of sleep.
Settling against her friend, Marigold left Wildflowers head resting on
her shoulder while she shuffled into a comfortable sleeping position. Parsnip
curled close around her. She gave him a meaningful glance. He nodded. In all
likelihood, Wildflower was right, but at the moment the welfare of a friend
was more important than an escape plan. The trio cuddled together for warmth,
creating a strange illusion of sharing the same body as each leaned on the other
for support. Even in this moment, they could not have guessed how important
that support would come to be.
~ ~ ~
Oh
deary deary me. Now, Lily, dont you cry darling. Mamas here. Tyler,
stay close, Willard, stop teasing Avis! Dinah, the mother of the big brood,
was having a hard time keeping the children from panicking. She felt so angry
and upset. That horrible Rumblestrut! Such a thing to do to babies.
Jared helped his parents herd the little ones into a tight group. Everyone
must stay very close together, he explained, so nobody gets lost.
We have to leave the safety of the tall grass.
I dont want to go!
Avis was confused and frightened. This was all so sudden and strange. All the
bigger pigs talking in excited voices and all the goings-on! He didnt
like it. He liked it best when things were quiet and when everyone was calm.
The fact that his parents and his older brother were apprehensive, when they
were usually brave and strong all the time, was not very reassuring.
Lily was cranky and irritable and in need of a nap. Why couldnt they stay
where they were, at least until they had rested? She missed her morning snooze
and was extra sleepy. She kept thinking of her soft bed of dried grass at home.
She hoped wherever they were going they would get there soonand there
would be a place to sleep!
Willard was restless with the desire to get Wildflower out of prison and hopeful
that there would be a way they could stay at home after all and not have to
leave, or at least not for very long. He didnt like leaving home and he
was scared and confused about everything that had happened in the dungeon. Rumblestrut
was even more frightening up close than he was from far away! When he thought
of all the bad things the prince could do to Wildflower, like calling her stink
beetle, or taking away her favorite pebbles for pebble-scoot (would he ever
see his again?) or maybe even biting her ear, he got upset.
Why wasnt Jared doing something? His big brother was the strongest pig
in the world and he was supposed to be able to do anything. Surely getting Wildflower
out of jail couldnt be hard for a pig like Jared! Hed just run in
there, bop Rumblestrut right in the snout (and it would serve him right, the
big bully), and carry Wildflower out to safety. That Rumblestrut was a stink
beetle, dirty fur, big old mean bully with fleas in his ears! Willard
cast a guilty glance Mamas way and hoped it didnt count as cursing
if you only thought it.
Tyler wasnt saying much, but it was obvious he was apprehensive about
the whole business too. He was thinking about his best friend Saffron, with
whom hed often played while Mama and Saffrons mom talked together
as they groomed their fur. Would they ever play hop-skip or run-in-the-reeds
again? Tears welled up in his tiny eyes but he pretended that hed got
some dust in his nose so he could wipe them away.
All right children, all right now, said Gavin, their father. Everything
is going to be ok. As long as we stay close together nothing bad is going to
happen, I promise.
The little ones, somewhat bolstered by this, grew quiet and stuck in their huddle
between the three adult pigs. After about a half an hours journey, theyd
reached the border of the kingdomwhere the tall grasses gave way to flat
scrubland that offered little shelter and many dangers. Poking his head warily
out, Jared checked to make sure there was nothing immediately horrible to confront
them before motioning his family forward.
Jared was worried. He wanted very much to rescue Wildflower, but there was no
way he could leave his family, they needed his protection. And what would they
do out there in the scrublands? How were they to survive? Were there more grasslands
to the west? If so, how far were they?
As far as he could see in every direction the land was barren. They would need
to duck from bush to bush, and the bushes were thin and scraggly and didnt
look like they would be decent shelter, especially for seven pigs. There could
even be hawks. He looked warily at his little brothers and sister. He couldnt
stand to lose even one of them, but he knew that to a predator they would be
just the right size for a nice meal. He flexed his muscles determinedly. Well,
if there were predators, theyd need to get through him first.
All right everyone, said Jared, this is the plan. Do you see
the bush over there, the one with the funny thin leaves? The children
nodded. Ok, me and Mum and Dad are going to make a circle, and your job
is to stay as close together in the middle of it as you can. We need to get
to that bush. Were going to pretend were one great, big, giant guinea
pig, all together. Ok? Again the silent, wide-eyed nods.
The little circle formed and everyone scurried to the bush. It only took about
two minutes but it seemed to the little family like it took a year. They were
all expecting something bad to happen in this strange place.
Lily yawned. Mama, I sleepy. Wanna take a nap now! Her eyes grew
moistit was so scary here! Maybe when she woke up, it would have only
been a bad dream. Oh, how she wanted to sleep!
Well, I suppose this is as good a place to sleep as any, sighed
Dinah, as she scooped out a flat hole as far under the bush as possible. Everyone
stay close, well nap for a while before we press on. Gavin and Jared
stayed awake, keeping watch over the sleeping huddle, twitching at every noise
and trying to think of what they were going to do.
Say, this isnt such a good place to be, especially this time of
year. The hawks are raising their babies now, so they hunt extra! Jared
nearly jumped out of his fur at the voice right behind him. A strange animal
was sitting next to him, watching him.
Who are you? Jared asked in wonder. Where did you come from?
Came from this hole, said the stranger. Im Hardy, fist
battalion of the Royal Guard of the Piggle. Noting the startled and confused
expressions on Gavin and Jareds faces, he continued. You folks must
not be from around here. Act like youve never seen a prairie dog before.
My family has served her royal majesty's family for generations. Queen Chloe
lives in the Palace of the Piggle, and Im on border guard today. Patrolling
the border safely requires use of these tunnels, and your little family is practically
sitting on the exit hole!
The pigs glanced where Hardy was pointing. Sure enough, a cleverly concealed
hole stood about a foot away from their slumbering family!
Do you know a place we can go where its safe? asked Gavin.
My wife and kids here and I were banished by our wicked Prince Rumblestrut,
and we dont know where to go.
The prairie dogs face broke into a wide grin. Aw, bless your hearts,
Ill take you straight to the Palace. You and the missus and all those
little ones, the very idea! This Prince Rumblestrut must not be a nice fellow
at all to dump so many little infants out on their ears. Follow me.
Jared gently woke Dinah and the children, and the whole astonished family followed
the strange border guard through a long series of tunnels until they reached
a vast palace made of cleverly woven strands of the living grass around them.
Hidden by the surrounding vegetation, the lavish place was virtually a town
underneath a roof, hidden from predators and comfortably able to fit all the
residents of a neighboring kingdom theyd never even known about!
Hardy whispered to another prairie dog, who nodded and disappeared. In a few
moments, he returned and led the guinea pigs to some cozy-looking quarters.
You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, said the guard.
Tonight you have an audience with Her Majesty. For now, finish your nap,
you no longer have anything to worry over. Grateful beyond words, the
whole family slept, this time deeply, their earlier fears behind them.
~ ~ ~
Parsnip, Marigold, and Wildflower awoke with a start. There was a horrible noise
coming from all around themwas the dungeon caving in?!
It took them a few moments to realize that the commotion was coming from outside.
A group of guinea pigs was doing a great deal of angry yelling. The three crowded
closer to each other and crept near the opening of the dungeon, straining to
hear what was being said.
The kingdom had found out that Wildflower was imprisoned. Rumblestrut had never
imagined his subjects could stand up to him this muchthen again, hed
never done anything as risky as imprisoning the kingdoms most beloved
member. There was a great commotion outside the royal burrow. Several pigs were
shouting for Wildflowers immediate release. Some were crying out that
Rumblestrut had gone too far. He had to act fast or he could have a full-blown
riot on his paws!
Silence, quiet all of you and listen to your prince! Rumblestrut
bellowed in a voice that left no room for argument. The subjects quieted, but
it was an uneasy silence.
Listen to me. Wildflower is in the dungeon, yes. She got there by disobeying
my orders and aiding another pig in mutinous behavior. Any further ruckus out
of you lot and Ill have you ALL tossed in the dungeon! In one week, you
may present argument for her release, but not one minute sooner. And if you
cant keep your arguments civil youll be dismissed immediately. Is
this clear?
The other pigs were flabbergasted. For Rumblestrut, this was reasonable, even
fair, treatment of his subjects. No one would have expected him to take the
civilized approachwhich was exactly what hed been counting on. It
had the desired effect. The pigs calmed immediately, bolstered by Rumblestruts
not falling into a temper. Now he had a week to come up with further plans against
resistance and to get his subjects once again squarely beneath his heel.
Delighted at their princes sudden reasonableness, the pigs dispersed respectfully,
not wanting to do the slightest thing to wreck his generous mood. Now they had
a week to prepare arguments for the princess release. Surely, if they
came up with an argument that was both logically sound and compassionate, even
someone like Prince Rumblestrut might be persuaded to listen! They gathered
together the most eloquent speakers and forward-thinking pigs and organized
a meeting at once.
Back in the dungeon, Parsnip, Marigold, and Wildflower breathed sighs of relief.
Well that ended peaceable enough, Mari said.
But my brother must be up to something. He has never acted this way before.
If he had been a little more like this, he wouldnt be such a terrible
ruler. No, my friends, something is definitely up. Rumblestrut would never allow
himself to appear vulnerable, for even a second, without something going on
behind the act.
Parsnip nodded. Youre right there, princess, but this gives us a
week. We havent much down here to do except think and talk anyway, so
between the three of us I bet we can figure something out! Well have to
try and guess his plan and think of ways to prevent this from becoming war.
I can tell this is bigger than anything thats happened since Rumblestrut
came into power. Mark my words, thisll be the deciding battle. So its
time to get serious.
The girls nodded their agreement with Parsnips wise words and the three
of them settled down to wrack their brains.
~ ~ ~
It was evening, and Jared and his family were awake for barely five minutes before being greeted by a spritely prairie dog maiden. She all but hopped into the room. "Oh, the newcomers! It's so nice to meet you. I'm Rindy. I'm here to take you to- oh! Oh would you look at this little darling!" Rindy had spotted Tyler, the only young one who hadn't been standing behind the adults. She reached down and nuzzled him. "You're just going to love it here, you little cutie!" she cried, looking up. "Oh my, and just look at your brothers and sister! You're all so darling." Willard sniggered a little bit at the look on Tyler's face, but Mama hushed him with a sharp glance.
"Her Majesty will see you now," said the bubbly youngster. "Please, follow me! Oh, you're going to love Queen Chloe's quarters, so elegant! I'm sure she'll let you see them once dinner is finished. Her Majesty is the most stylish and graceful and friendliest pig in the whole kingdom!"
Gavin and Dinah shared a smile as they followed Rindy, who hadn't stopped chattering and was now telling Jared and a spellbound Tyler about the history of the palace. Oh, the delight of the young!
As they rounded a bend, they all but bumped right into their friend Hardy. "Oh, Miz Rindy!" Hardy cried, his nose flushing into a brilliant pink.
"Hi, Hardy," Rindy said, "I'm taking the newcomers over to see the Queen. They're ever so nice! Look at these darling babies, can you believe their prince just threw them out in the open? Oh, but you know all about it. You're the one who found them, aren't you? That was very brave." She nudged him gently on the shoulder with her nose, just once. He sat down on his haunches. Hard.
"Well, we must be off, can't keep Her Majesty waiting, you know. You're coming to the dinner, right? 'Bye now!" They left the stunned Hardy, his nose an alarming shade of red, sitting in the middle of the hall.
At last they came to a room that was bigger than all the others. As well as the grass, live flowers were woven into the ceiling. The floor was strewn with soft dried plants and there was a long, shallow depression in the center of the room, into which was piled a sumptuous array of grasses, flowers, roots, and even a few fruits. Rindy seemed delighted with their wonder as she proudly showed them each their own place to sit around the feasting trough.
"Her Majesty will be here shortly, and some of the royal guard is coming too. Queen Chloe said that I could stay! My first royal banquet. Oh, this is so exciting!" She took her place beside Lily, who now was unsure if she should be more fascinated with the delicious-looking food or with the friendly strange animal who'd been so nice to her and her brothers.
A strange sound made Lily forget both food and new experiences for just an instant. Now there were four prairie dogs, two at each entrance, standing tall on their hindlimbs, raptly at attention. They were making a most remarkable barking sound. Rindy leaned over and whispered, "The royal guard. They're announcing Her Majesty!"
And Queen Chloe herself strode into the feasting chamber.
The queen was aged, but still stunning. Thick, smooth, shining fur accentuated her small round body. Her eyes were deepest brown and shone with her smile. She was blond on one side of her body, and a deep, gingery agouti on the other. She strolled in, trailed by four smartly-groomed pigs. The queen took her place at the head of the trough, and her companions and the prairie dog guards seated themselves among Rindy and the guests.
"I know we will have much to talk about," said Her Majesty, "but I've been told that you've had a long and difficult journey. So first, we eat!" With that, everyone began feeding.
Dinah and Gavin were old enough to remember a time before Rumblestrut, so they'd tasted most of this exotic fare long, long ago. To them it was a pleasure to savor once more treats they thought they'd never sniff again. But for the children, even Jared, this was the feast to end all feasts. Such delicacies were completely unknown to them, and just as completely wonderful. Lily and Tyler each started on one end of a carrot and met in the middle, giggling with joy. Willard was reluctant to taste dandelions, but Rindy showed him how to eat them, stem first, so his nose turned yellow at the last bite. After that he ate three big ones and his little face was coated in yellow powder which he gleefully licked off.
"It's sweet, Mama!" he cried. Dinah laughed and nodded, and helped him clean off his nose and chin.
Avis grabbed a tiny wild apple and ate the whole thing all by himself! Despite his slightly bulging tummy, he chewed slowly on a few strands of the rich grasses until the others were done, just to show he wouldn't be outclassed by his siblings. Jared tried hard to remember his best manners, but once he tasted real Romaine lettuce (where they found it, I do not know), he gave it up with an apologetic squeak and applied himself to a sizeable pile of the greens. The queen and her court, who ate just as heartily, occassionally smiled at each other across the festive board. They seemed happy at the pleasure of their guests. Rindy and Hardy were enthusiastic young hosts, urging the family to try some of everything.
"Oh, you must taste this Ma'am, just a bite, you've never seen fresher I'll bet!"
"Heehee! Avis, that leaf won't bite you! Just try it, you'll like it!"
"Papa, I never been this full in... never!"
Once the delightful spread was almost gone and everyone was full, they all gathered together in a huddle on the plush dried grass, leaning against each other and content. A few groomed in a languid way, but most were satisfied just to rest their tummies and feel happy and full. Queen Chloe, having settled herself cozily between a handsome black buck, Gavin, and Dinah, spoke at last.
"Ah! That feels much better. Now then, we've much to discuss. Children, did your parents ever tell you that at one time our two lands were sister kingdoms?"
Jared gasped in amaze. The babies shook their heads.
Dinah gazed into the Queen's eyes with a sad and faraway look.
"That was so long ago, Queen Chloe. I'm sorry we never told them, but it hurt so much to remember. We didn't know where you all had gone after the... after what happened."
Chloe nodded sadly. "Yes. And Gavin stayed there with you. Long I have missed my baby brother."
"I missed you too," said Gavin. "It was a miracle that your friends found us. Now we are together again... but something has to be done. Things can't remain as they are back home!"
Chloe sighed. "I had hoped that by leaving Wildflower with him, his savage nature could be tamed. I don't know where he got it from, you know. It's so strange for anypig to be so unhappy inside that they become cruel. And she was so full of love. I thought they might balance each other. But it seems that in my absence, their differences have only become more pronounced. And now, he is out of control. A tyrant... there is nothing else to do. I will have to travel with you, back to your kingdom. We will go tomorrow."
"But Your Majesty!" Hardy burst out. "It could be dangerous! Please don't go Ma'am, we need you here... how could we bear to lose--?" The Queen gently shushed him. She shook her head sadly.
"No, Hardy. I know how you feel, but this is partly my fault, and an old wrong must be undone."
The black buck spoke. "Your fault, Mother? I don't believe it!"
The Queen gestured for everyone to be still with a sad smile and some chirring. "Now listen, be patient, loves. Listen to me. I will tell all of you the whole story, and then, we will all sleep for the night. We're going to need it. Tomorrow morning... we journey."
~~~
Prince Rumblestrut had done his morning peek into the cell. For a few hours, the prisoners knew, there would be no movement. It was their best chance. Having weighed the consequences of escaping through the tunnel, they'd made their decision. They were not only going to take the risk, they were going to see to it that the dungeon was filled in and no one was ever subject to the Prince's harsh treatments again. The kingdom had suffered long enough; it was high time. The battle for the throne must be begun.
Slipping through the long, dark passage, Mari, Wildflower, and Parsnip were silent. When they reached the sunlit opening, Mari cautiously peeked her nose out, looking all around them.
"I think it's clear," she whispered. "But if it's not... I'm ready to fight!" They hopped out, half-expecting Rumblestrut himself to be out there with claws at the ready. But of course, he was not. They scurried into some tall grass to think of their next move.
"Listen," said Wildflower, "we've got one shot. If the three of us get together with Jared's family, we can stand a chance against him. It may..." She sniffed, then composed herself, "It may come to fighting. We may have to... but there's no other way. This can't go on." Her friends nodded.
"Princess," said Parsnip, very gently, "what if they--?"
"No!" cried Wildflower. "No, you mustn't think such things! They have survived. I know Jared. I believe in him. You know him! You know he'd take down the stars before he'd let anything happen to his family!"
Mari nodded. "She's right. C'mon, Parsnip, it's time to find our friends!"
With that they set off for the Western border. After almost an hour, they were at the barrier of the grasslands and the scrublands. Now, piggies are not made for long treks or sustained physical activity. And with the fear of detection added to the strain of the forced march, the trio was just about done in. So you can imagine the stress and fear when they heard the rustle and voices of approaching strangers. They were too weak to run or fight. Huddled silently together underneath a wide leaf from a skunkweed plant, they tried not to tremble or make any noise, hoping that whatever was coming their way would pass them by.
"I hear something over this way. I'm going to check it out," a voice called.
"Wait, Hardy, don't go alone, I'll come too."
Suddenly Wildflower broke cover. "I know that voice!"
"Princess, NO!" Parsnip cried. He had just enough time to sit on Marigold and prevent her from bolting after Wildflower. Had she gone mad? But soon they saw who was shuffling into the kingdom of the tall grasses.
"Jared!"
"Wildflower!"
The pair embraced, laughing and crying, licking and batting with their paws, dancing about in spite of their weariness. Marigold and Parsnip came out of hiding and joyful greetings were exchanged all around as Jared hastily introduced everyone to Hardy, briefly filling them in on events.
"Oh Jared, I thought it might never see you again. And here you are on the same quest we are. Listen to me. Once Rumblestrut is gone, I'll be Princess. But I don't want to be. We've gone too long without a proper King and Queen. I... Jared, please... I mean, I'd be honored... Jared, you're the only one who could ever be my King."
With tears in his eyes, Jared bowed low before Wildflower. "I would gladly serve my kingdom, and you, for the rest of my days."
Hardy, Parsnip, and Mari stood back and tried not to cry too. Suddenly a figure broke through the grass.
"Excellent!" cried Queen Chloe with joy. "This is even better than I'd hoped for. Now, there's no way we can lose."
Wildflower looked up with wonder. "You... you're..."
"Yes," the Queen held her head proudly, but her eyes looked sad.
"There's no time," said Hardy, "even now the prince might realize that Wildflower has escaped."
"She's right," Wildflower said hastily. "Soon. But not now." The whole troop, three stronger now, marched into the kingdom, weariness forgotten with the added resolve of their purpose.
~~~
On the royal lawn, trouble was brewing. Rumblestrut was storming this way and that, enraged beyond reason or control. The prisoners had escaped through a tunnel. His subjects were before him, waiting to plead their case, and the princess was not there to present to them for trial.
"Your Princess has abandoned you!" he shouted. "Run away, like a skulking coward! She--" further epithets were lost to the yell of the crowd.
"Never!"
"The Princess loves us! You must have done something to her!"
"Is this your fair trial?!"
"DOWN with Rumblestrut!"
"WHO SAID THAT?!" The Prince stalked into the crowd, teeth bared, claws out. The crowd feared bloodshed... but the loss of their princess made them brave in united grief. They stood shoulder to shoulder, blocking his way. Rumblestrut lunged into them, ready to tear, rip, and maybe even...
"EVERYONE! EVERYBODY, PLEASE STOP!" Wildflower called out.
The crowd parted in silent wonder. A procession was gliding into their midst, straight for the Prince. At the head was their own Wildflower, with Jared (who they had mourned as dead) and a beautiful elderly pig. Following were strange animals nobody recognized, the rest of Jared's family, the other prisoners, and more new pigs. They parted respectfully, and the aged pig halted right in front of Rumblestrut, who for the first time in his life, was not fighting, was... Rumblestrut was bowing! And he, Prince Rumblestrut, the one no pig thought could have heart enough to do so... was crying. Not quietly, either. With his head laying almost sideways, close to the feet of this strange pig, Rumblestrut was sobbing as brokenheartedly as a lost babe.
"That's right, my son," Queen Chloe said gently. "I have returned."
"The Queen!" an older pig in the back of the crowd called out. "Queen Chloe! We thought you were dead..." The entire crowd bowed low, so shocked that they didn't know how else to react.
"Rise please, subjects of the Grassland Kingdom," the Queen said. "It is time you were told all." Rumblestrut remained prostrate on the ground as the others gathered around, sobbing gently as Chloe revealed what had happened so long ago.
"When I was a young Queen I had a son, whom you all know as Prince Rumblestrut," Chloe began. "His father was lost to us, and I thought that I was too young to care for both a son and a kingdom on my own. I married again soon after, and had Wildflower, my daughter. But Rumblestrut was never the same. After a time, he grew into a hard young prince, and I knew something had to be done. I told him that I and my husband would begin giving him more duties, to prepare him for the role of King that he would someday need to fill. But he would not accept our authority, and finally, we were driven from the kingdom, because I would not let my husband fight my son. I thought that perhaps he would soften if he didn't have to see me with someone new any more. I thought his sweet sister might mend his broken heart. I left her here, as well as my brother, who would not leave his new bride." Now Rumblestrut was not the only pig crying. So that was what had happened! Very few had known the details, and none knew them all.
She continued, "We moved with a few followers and family members to another land, past the Western border, where we built the Palace of the Piggle, and made friends with the prairie dogs. They volunteered, by virtue of their great strength and ingenuity in tunnelling, to become our guard in exchange for our skills in grooming, cooking, and our friendship. We accepted with honor and our kind has led a happy, allied existence. After a time, I thought perhaps I could return and see what had become of my son, but my new husband said it was his task to go. Later a scout came to me with the news that he too, was dead, by guinea pig teeth and claws. I knew who must have done it, and I would not let my subjects take the risk of returning, and to my sorrow, they would neither let me go. I never married again. I knew not what had become of the kingdom in the grasslands to the East. But when Jared and his family came to us with news of what has transpired since my absence, I knew that it was time to come back and set things right."
She bent over and lifted Rumblestrut's face, until their eyes were locked. "My son, you have not fulfilled your destiny. Look at what you have become. I know you have long thought me dead, perhaps even hated me..."
"NO!" Prince Rumblestrut squealed. Nobody had ever heard him make such a sound. They cowered back a step in fear. "Mother!" he cried. "Mother... you never knew... I thought you were gone, and before I could... I never told you the truth! But now you have to know, I must..." Rumblestrut twitched as if in pain, and finally, the secrets he had kept for those long years came pouring out.
"Mother... I never hated you. I hated Tarron, it's true, but he could never be my father! My father... Mother, I killed him! It was me who asked him to get the carrot when we were out that day! If I hadn't done it, the hawk never would have... he'd be..." Rumblestrut wept again, and Chloe purred over him as to a sick pup. The crowd sank as one into a low crouch, subdued by the enormity of the unfolding events.
At last the prince felt he could go on. "When you married him, I knew that it was my fault! I knew you were still sad about Father... I hated him for trying to take his place! But I couldn't tell you, I couldn't... I wanted to fight him. I wanted him to pay for what he'd done to my family... and then, you left me. I looked for you for days, I wanted to tell you that I was sorry, I wanted you to come back. Then HE came... he said that you were dead, and that nobody would return because they didn't want anything to do with me or my sister any more!" The Queen gasped and bowed her head with sorrow. Rumblestrut went on.
"I... I couldn't... I hated him. I hated him so much, in that moment... I fought him there, beat him horribly, and I left him to die. From then on I vowed I would never hurt again. I... never..." now the prince was lost in his sorrows, and could speak no more. Gently, some of the pigs helped him into his chamber, where his mother and Wildflower tended to him.
From then on, times were good for both kingdoms. Jared and Wildflower were a very worthy King and Queen, good to their subjects and much beloved. Gavin and Dinah took their younger children back to the kingdom of the Piggle, where they ruled in Chloe's stead while she stayed with her long lost children. Hardy and Rindy were wed, and became the captains of the guard, who now patrolled both kingdoms. With friendship and cooperation, everyone prospered as never before.
But such wonderful things do not come without a price. Prince Rumblestrut was never the same. Chloe and Wildflower hoped that, with love and care and the return of his mother, the prince might be able to heal from his tragic past and begin anew with the love he'd found and learned. The pigs, hearing the truth at last, took pity on their olden tormentor and he was given the full benefit of forgiveness and kindness from everyone. Even this was too much for his grieved and guilty conscience to bear, however, and he fell ill. The pigs made him as comfortable as they could, and everyone urged him to be strong and brave and to come back, but he deteriorated quickly. Finally came the day when he couldn't even walk anymore. He called his sister to him.
"Wildflower," said the weakened prince, "You stuck by me always, when no one else would. Even though I was horrible to you, your duty and your great heart kept you with me. I am sorry from the bottom of my heart for everything I've done to you. It was only because I loved you, Wildflower, as I have never loved anyone. And I hated you for it, because you came from him, and because it hurt so much to care. I hope you can forgive me."
Wildflower sobbed into his fur. "Oh Rumblestrut! Of course I forgive you. I forgive you, and I love you, My Brother... please don't go!"
But it was not to be. Upon hearing the words he'd longed for, the Prince sank onto his bed for the last time. He was given a royal funeral and both kingdoms grieved openly for many days.
It was plucky little Willard who came up with a special way to give tribute to the fallen prince. It is a ceremonial dance, a show of strength that we carry on to this day. We call it the Rumblestrut in his honor. After many years, the world changed, as it always has, always does, and always will do. Humans and piggies found each other, and just like they had with the prairie dogs, they made new friends of them. Now we know fun things and little luxuries that those long-ago kingdoms might never have imagined. But we still have this special dance, and I hope, my children, that it reminds you always that strength does not come only from strong muscles and hard blows. True strength is found in cooperation, and love, and above all, forgiveness.
~~~
Arthur, Tildy, and Elliot snuggled close to Mama. She kissed away all of their tears and stayed close as they drifted slowly off to sleep.
"That was a good story, Mama," said Elliot.
"We won't forget..." Arthur chimed in.
"We promise," Tildy said.